*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at."
"To be loved, I think, is the thing that gets you up in the morning"
Phillip Seymour Hoffman,
Morning Edition, NPR April 2012
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
- "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
How To Train Your Humans