anxieusly:

they asked me why i wrote

"If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised,
Because every night I tell her about you."
- Shahrazad al-Khalij (via oceanghosts)
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
"I choked on words that I was too scared to swallow nor brave enough to speak"
- Hayden Cooper - Slam (via crystallized-teardrops)

littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

"I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love."
- (via chuckhansen)
    police officer:you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
    me:whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
    police officer:haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

    me when i eat fruits:i'm so fucking healthy

adavism:

is he dead

"I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years"
- (via silly-luv)