meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class


le-blastoise:

"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at."
-

Tina Fey   (via pale-afternoon)

 

(via carrotwithasweettooth)

"To be loved, I think, is the thing that gets you up in the morning"
-

Phillip Seymour Hoffman,

Morning Edition, NPR April 2012 

(via maudelynn)

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
- "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

How To Train Your Humans


wherewentz:

2007 was so important


nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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